50 Funny Pick Up Lines

The boy and I were trying to remember the line about running around in my head and it got us on the topic of Funny Pick Up Lines. There is actually 2 versions to that pick up line.

  1. Are your feet tired? Cuz you’ve been running through my mind all day!
  2. Are you out of breath? Cuz you’ve been running through my mind all day!

I wonder if anyone has every used any and they actually work! If you know anymore comment below. Also if you have personal stories of pick up line fails or “pick ups” let me know at socialsally@divadiaries.com

Here is my list of 25 Funny Pick Up Lines

  1.  Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  2. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
  3. Life without you would be like a broken pencil…..pointless.
  4. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  5. Was your dad a baker? Cuz you have the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen.
  6. If you were a booger I would pick you first.
  7. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
  8. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  9. I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to heat an angel talk.
  10. Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast because you look magically delicious.
  11. Can I have directions? (to where?) To your heart!
  12. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  13.  See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute. 
  14. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place and spread them.
  15. You must be Jamaican because you’re Jamaican me crazy!
  16. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  17. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  18. Do you have a band-aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
  19.  Are your parents from outer space cuz you’re out of this world!
  20.  Hey I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  21. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  22. Is your name Summer? Cuz you’re hot!
  23. Do you have a library card cuz I’m checking you out!
  24. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
  25. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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11 Comments on “50 Funny Pick Up Lines”

  1. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
    Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
    Do you have the time. . . . to write my number down?

  2. My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
    If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
    Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
    Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

  3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
    You turn my software into hardware!
    I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

  4. Hi, I have big feet.
    Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
    What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
    Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
    You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
    Are you a magnet? cuz im attracted to you
    Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
    Do you have the time? (she/he gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.
    Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
    I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
    If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

  5. No lie I was writing this and the man randomly text me….want to get a pizza? and…..you know the rest. I thought he sent me it because he saw I wrote this article. Nope he was seriously trying a pick up line on me lol

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