Are you a Sex Pest? Take the Test!

Can you answer these 69 questions about sex?

 

Answers below….no cheating or you will be punished!

  1. What’s the average number of sex partners for women?
  2. What’s the average number of sex partners for men?
  3. What percentage of women can orgasm through intercourse alone?
  4. What percentage of women never orgasm at all?
  5. How many nerve endings does the clitoris have?
  6. How many nerve endings does the head of a penis have?
  7. When does the clitoris stop growing?
  8. There is more than one type of orgasm.
  9. How old is the oldest dildo in the world?
  10. True or False: Statistically, educated, rich women are more likely to have anal sex.
  11. How many women report having an orgasm during anal sex?
  12. How many women have tried anal sex?
  13. True or False: More men than women enjoy anal sex.
  14. True or False: Men have a G-spot.
  15. Where is a guy’s G-spot?
  16. How many sex positions are in the Kama Sutra?
  17. When was the Kama Sutra written?
  18. You can seriously injury yourself during sex.
  19. What’s the most common sex injury?
  20. Love bites can kill you?
  21. True or False: Men can break their penis.
  22. What position is most likely to break a penis?
  23. Men can fake orgasms.
  24. How long is the average female orgasm?
  25. How long is the average male orgasm?
  26. What’s the average number of contractions per female orgasm?
  27. True or False: Nipple orgasms are the stuff of fairytales.
  28. What’s the best position for the female orgasm?
  29. Multiple orgasms for women are a myth.
  30. Men can have multiple orgasms.
  31. What percentage of women have faked orgasms?
  32. The French call orgasms “le petite mort,” which means…
  33. True or False: Women have stronger orgasms than men.
  34. True or False: Single women orgasm more than women in relationships.
  35. How often are people generally recommended to get checked for STIs?
  36. True or False: Some STIs have no symptoms.
  37. What’s the most common STD?
  38. Can all STDs be cured?
  39. What’s the most preferred sex position in the US?
  40. What’s the most preferred sex position in the world?
  41. Who thinks about sex more?
  42. S&M means…
  43. What does the “B” in BDSM stand for?
  44. What does the “D” in BDSM stand for?
  45. What are people called who are aroused by animal costumes?
  46. Urolagnia is a sexual fetish for?
  47. Coprolalia is the sexual fetish for?
  48. What’s the average age that women lose their virginity?
  49. What’s the average age that men lose their virginity?
  50. Women are most easily aroused during…
  51. What happens to women’s breasts during sex?
  52. Evidence of masturbation dates back to…
  53. At what age do men typically start masturbating?
  54. How often do most women masturbate?
  55. What’s mutual masturbation?
  56. Blue balls is a myth.
  57. How long is the clitoris?
  58. How much of the clitoris is external?
  59. What’s the average length of the vagina?
  60. Where is a woman’s G-spot?
  61. What’s the only part of the body that exists solely for pleasure?
  62. What’s another word for blowjob?
  63. How many calories are in a teaspoon of semen?
  64. Can women get pregnant while on their period?
  65. Only men have sexual fantasies.
  66. The most common sexual fantasy for women is…
  67. The most common sexual fantasy for men is…
  68. Which country watches the most porn?
  69. The most watched porn in the world is

Answers

  1. What’s the average number of sex partners for women? – 7.5
  2. What’s the average number of sex partners for men? – 7
  3. What percentage of women can orgasm through intercourse alone? – 25%
  4. What percentage of women never orgasm at all? – 10 – 15%
  5. How many nerve endings does the clitoris have? – 8,000
  6. How many nerve endings does the head of a penis have? – 4,000
  7. When does the clitoris stop growing? – Never
  8. There is more than one type of orgasm. – True
  9. How old is the oldest dildo in the world? – 28,000 years old
  10. True or False: Statistically, educated, rich women are more likely to have anal sex. – True
  11. How many women report having an orgasm during anal sex? – 94%
  12. How many women have tried anal sex? – 40%
  13. True or False: More men than women enjoy anal sex. – True
  14. True or False: Men have a G-spot. – True
  15. Where is a guy’s G-spot? – In their butt
  16. How many sex positions are in the Kama Sutra? – 64
  17. When was the Kama Sutra written? – 3rd century
  18. You can seriously injury yourself during sex. – True
  19. What’s the most common sex injury? – Bites
  20. Love bites can kill you? – True
  21. True or False: Men can break their penis. – True
  22. What position is most likely to break a penis? – Woman on Top
  23. Men can fake orgasms. – True
  24. How long is the average female orgasm? – 10 – 15 seconds
  25. How long is the average male orgasm? – 20 – 25 seconds
  26. What’s the average number of contractions per female orgasm? – 10 – 15
  27. True or False: Nipple orgasms are the stuff of fairytales. – False
  28. What’s the best position for the female orgasm? – Woman on top
  29. Multiple orgasms for women are a myth. – False
  30. Men can have multiple orgasms. – True
  31. What percentage of women have faked orgasms? – 80%
  32. The French call orgasms “le petite mort,” which means… – Little Death
  33. True or False: Women have stronger orgasms than men. – True
  34. True or False: Single women orgasm more than women in relationships. – True
  35. How often are people generally recommended to get checked for STIs? – Once a Year
  36. True or False: Some STIs have no symptoms. – True
  37. What’s the most common STD? – HPV
  38. Can all STDs be cured? – No
  39. What’s the most preferred sex position in the US? – Doggy Style
  40. What’s the most preferred sex position in the world? – Doggy Style
  41. Who thinks about sex more? – It’s Equal
  42. S&M means… – Sadism and machoism
  43. What does the “B” in BDSM stand for? – Bondage
  44. What does the “D” in BDSM stand for? – Dominance
  45. What are people called who are aroused by animal costumes? – Furries
  46. Urolagnia is a sexual fetish for? – Pee
  47. Coprolalia is the sexual fetish for? – Profanity and swearing
  48. What’s the average age that women lose their virginity? – 17
  49. What’s the average age that men lose their virginity? – 17
  50. Women are most easily aroused during… – Ovulation
  51. What happens to women’s breasts during sex? – They get bigger
  52. Evidence of masturbation dates back to… – Prehistoric time
  53. At what age do men typically start masturbating? – In utero
  54. How often do most women masturbate? – Once a week
  55. What’s mutual masturbation? – Masturbating with a partner
  56. Blue balls is a myth. – False
  57. How long is the clitoris? – 3 inches
  58. How much of the clitoris is external? – 25%
  59. What’s the average length of the vagina? – 3.5 inches
  60. Where is a woman’s G-spot? – Front vaginal wall
  61. What’s the only part of the body that exists solely for pleasure? – Clitoris
  62. What’s another word for blowjob? – Fellatio
  63. How many calories are in a teaspoon of semen? – 5
  64. Can women get pregnant while on their period? – Yes
  65. Only men have sexual fantasies. – False
  66. The most common sexual fantasy for women is… – Being dominated
  67. The most common sexual fantasy for men is… – Threesome
  68. Which country watches the most porn? – United States
  69. The most watched porn in the world is – Lesbian

Whores Scores

Under 30 correct – Time to go back to school and start at the beginning but there is help out there for you. http://www.thehealthsite.com/sexual-health/how-to-have-sex-the-step-by-step-guide/

31 – 60 – Getting there just not quite right…..study hard and do your homework and your score will improve and will your technique. You are the student.

61 and over – Did you write this quiz? You are a sex god. We kneel naked at your feet. You are the master.

 

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