Confessions of a shopaholic

Confessions of a Shopaholic by Anna Walker

You know that thing when you see someone cute. He smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well, that’s what it’s like when I see a store. Only it’s better… oh so much better. I am a shopaholic

Shopping gives me a high that is better than anything I have had, yes even Sex! I love to start off window shopping, then browse inside the high-end stores, and try on everything that catches my eye. It makes me feel so good to try on those silky blouses and cashmere sweaters and glamorous nightwear!

I know I don’t have much left on this credit card and my others are totally maxed, so I must choose carefully today! I pick out several fabulous outfits, an amazing pair of Jimmy Choo shoes (okay really 3 pairs) and some sexy lingerie to impress my man tonight with LOL He has not quite figured out how bad my addiction to shopping is, so I am careful and hide some of my goodies under my bed in expensive storage bins!

These shoes slip on like butter and are totally gorgeous, I MUST have them!!! Oh no the price is outlandish, the one I love its 1325 pounds! I try the cheaper ones and they are not going to work. Must have these!! I set them aside in the YES pile and move on to the outfits. I don’t fancy them so much plus the price tags are too much to handle right now if I want those Jimmy Choos! Move on to the sexy underwear.


Very excited about this little number that my honey will enjoy sliding off me, I leave them on and slip my dress back over my body. They are 69 pounds each! I must have them in every color!! I slip out to the lingerie department while dropping off the outfits to the girl outside the dressing room while clutching my fabulous shoes. As I breeze through the undergarments, I grab 4 more of those loveys and slip them in my purse as I head to the cashier. I must have them, and I know its bad but I am flying high with this crazy feeling of excitement and lust all in one. I pay for my Jimmy Choos with my last credit card, praying it goes through… YES! I silently applaud myself for this triumph and casually stroll out of the store, sporting my sexy new undies and my shiny new Choos!!

“A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags… oh yes… oh yes”.

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