Doris and Ethel
are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke when it starts to rain.
Doris pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Ethel asks “What in the hell is that”?
Her friend replies “A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet”.
Ethel questions “Where did you get it”?
Her faithful companion tells her, “You can get them at any chemist”.
The next day, Ethel hobbles herself into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over 80 years of age.
Very delicately asks what size, texture, the brand of condom she prefers.
‘Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits on a Camel.’
The pharmacist fainted.
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