I don’t like Mondays. Tell you Why!

We all hate Mondays.

Whats that poor day did to you? Well, funny you may ask………If Mondays had a face, I’d punch it.

  • Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.
  • God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
  • Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
  • Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
  • Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
  • Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… “Monday has been cancelled, go back to sleep.
  • Today is Monday, and that reasons enough for me to hate it.

  • There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
  • I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on.
  • If we all band together and don’t show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this ‘wake up on Monday’ nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.

  • Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.
  • Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly?
  • Things I don’t like: 1) probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
  • On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.
  • I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope its rest of Monday burning to the ground
  • The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up
  • I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***yourself in my ear.

Monday is one of my favourite days of the week. My 7th favourite.

  • Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly.
  • Monday isn’t so bad if you: skip work, get hammered, join a gang, get a piercing, bang a hooker and buy a giraffe. It’s Tuesday that sucks.
  • I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.

  • Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.
  • There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday…
  • Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?
  • I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday
  • Monday is the root of all evil.
  • Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night booze….almost.

About Baby Bel

I'm a single mum, waiting on my knight with shining armour but the best I can hope for is my 7 year old wrapped in tin foil. You can normally find me on my hands and knees (cleaning the kitchen floor). Getting wet in the bathroom (cleaning the kids honest). Dirty in the garden (digging weeds). Being creative in the kitchen (spaghetti hoops on toast ah viola!)

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