We all hate Mondays.
Whats that poor day did to you? Well, funny you may ask………If Mondays had a face, I’d punch it.
- Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.
- God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
- Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
- Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
- Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
- Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… “Monday has been cancelled, go back to sleep.
- Today is Monday, and that reasons enough for me to hate it.
- There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
- I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on.
- If we all band together and don’t show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this ‘wake up on Monday’ nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.
- Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.
- Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly?
- Things I don’t like: 1) probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
- On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.
- I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope its rest of Monday burning to the ground
- The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up
- I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***yourself in my ear.
Monday is one of my favourite days of the week. My 7th favourite.
- Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly.
- Monday isn’t so bad if you: skip work, get hammered, join a gang, get a piercing, bang a hooker and buy a giraffe. It’s Tuesday that sucks.
- I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.
- Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.
- There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday…
- Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?
- I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday
- Monday is the root of all evil.
- Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night booze….almost.