A tale as old has homosapien himself.
Me man Me make fire Me cook on fire….and so becomes the man on the BBQ.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events unfolds.
The woman buys the food. Lugs it home and unpacks it all.
The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill. Mandatory beer in hand.
*Here comes the important part. Brace yourself. Get ready
THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
*Important again. Take Note.
THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
*And most important of all.
Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘her day off.’ Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women and won’t offer to cook for her again……until the next BBQ.
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