Morning Sex….

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Morning Sex….

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing the usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in.

As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!

His eyes lit up and he thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck…Happy, but a little puzzled,

He asked, “What was that all about?”

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”

Morning Sex
Morning sex!

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About Baby Bel

I'm a single mum, waiting on my knight with shining armour but the best I can hope for is my 7 year old wrapped in tin foil. You can normally find me on my hands and knees (cleaning the kitchen floor). Getting wet in the bathroom (cleaning the kids honest). Dirty in the garden (digging weeds). Being creative in the kitchen (spaghetti hoops on toast ah viola!)

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