Kids Say the Funniest Things 

Kids Say the Funniest Things 

As parents we are all shown up by our kids, as they get older we pride ourselves on the ability to return the favour. I look at dads at weddings doing the dad dance with pride knowing this is their chance to get back at their own kids. Do you have a “kids say or do the funniest thing” story?

Here are some of my favourites I have found recently……..

Handstands

After boasting to her mother about how great she was at doing handstands, Susan was advised not to practise it in her new school friends since her underwear is usually exposed.

Susan was proud at her achievement after her first day and was eager to tell Mum about the great audience of boys she attracted at school when showing off her skills.

Mother reminded her about exposing her panties of which Susan replied, “No Mum they were not seeing my panties.”

“How come sweetie?”, said, Mum.

“Because I took them off Mum,” she replied.

Where’s Mummy?

One evening after dinner, a five-year-old boy noticed that his mother had gone out and he asked his father, “Where did Mummy go?”

“Mummy is at a Tupperware party.” replied his Dad.

This explanation satisfied him for only a moment. Puzzled, he then asked, “What’s a Tupperware party, daddy?”

The man had always given his son honest answers, so he figured a simple explanation would be the best approach.

“Well, son,” he said, “at a Tupperware party, a bunch of ladies sit around and sell plastic bowls to each other.”

The boy nodded, indicating that he understood this curious pastime. Then he burst out into laughter, and said, “Come on, Daddy! What is it really?”

X-Ray

While leading a tour of primary school children through our hospital, I overheard a conversation between one little girl and an x-ray technician.

“Have you ever broken a bone?” he asked.

“Yes,” the girl replied.

“Did it hurt?”

“No.”

“Really? Which bone did you break?”

“My sister’s arm.”

Kids today

A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around, in turn, asking them all questions.
“Davy, what noise does a cow make?”

“It goes moo.”

“Alice, what noise does a cat make?”

“It goes meow.”

“Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?”

“It goes baaa.”

“Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?”

“Errr.., it goes.. click!”

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Picture source – www.babycenter.ca

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