So just when you think that trends can’t get any stupider, the vagina glitter sex bomb arrives and blows all the other on fleek fads back into the realms of normality. Forget the vajazzles girls glitter bombs for your vagina are here!

This is true, believe me, it’s not a wind-up.

Take a look here  There are pretty lurid pictures on the site, I can’t bring myself to add. Sorry.

Passion Dust Intimacy Capsules are glitter-filled capsules you shove up your mini moo before sex so that everything that comes out looks all glittery like you’ve screwed a unicorn.

“PASSION DUST is a specialized capsule that is inserted into the vagina at least 1 hour prior to having sexual intercourse,” reads the website. “As the capsules become increasingly warmed and moistened by the natural vaginal fluids it will begin to dissolve. Releasing the sparkling, candy flavoured PASSION DUST inside of the capsule.”

The first off since when did ‘sparkalized’ become a word? Also, candy flavoured? Why?

“The flavour is sweet like candy but not overly sweet, just enough to make your lover feel that your Yara (water-lady or little butterfly) is what all vaginas are supposed to look, feel and taste like; soft, sweet and magical!” the website states.


Shock and horror, this product have sold out across the internet prompting gynaecologists to warn users about using the sparkly suppository. I never thought I would see that day when we were being warned not to shove party poppers up our vaginas.

“The vagina contains a delicate balance of good bacteria, which are there to protect it,” warns Dr Vanessa Mackay, spokesperson for the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists told The Independent. “If women place foreign objects inside their vagina, they risk disturbing this balance which may lead to infection.””

Consultant obstetrician and gynaecologist Shazia Malik agreed, saying that the ingredients used in these capsules could cause painful inflammatory discharge and even tiny scratches to the vagina. “Using a product like this so-called passion dust might actually kill off any passion at all. The starch and gelatine will increase the pH as well as adding sugar to vaginal secretions. Which will encourage harmful bacteria and fungi such as Candida to thrive. “This causes increased discharge and a painfully inflamed vagina, which causes painful intercourse. Also, the glitter capsules can cause tiny scratches to the vaginal mucosa during sex. Again allowing harmful bacteria to infect the vaginal walls. Even worse it’s possible that some glitter pieces may even migrate up through the cervix into the womb lining.”

Ladies your twinkle is lovely just as it is. Let’s not make her look like a 70’s disco ball has exploded up there.

Source: Giphy, and Instagram

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I'm a single mum, waiting on my knight with shining armour but the best I can hope for is my 7 year old wrapped in tin foil. You can normally find me on my hands and knees (cleaning the kitchen floor). Getting wet in the bathroom (cleaning the kids honest). Dirty in the garden (digging weeds). Being creative in the kitchen (spaghetti hoops on toast ah viola!)

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3 Comments on “SEX BOMB”

  1. I’m still shocked over my daughter doing a piercing. Maybe I am old or just too old fashioned, although a lil toy here and there but to explode your insides I don’t know. I remember when I used tampons and had a problem getting them inside as it is. No thank you to all the vejazzle, bedazzle, unicorn glitter.

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